dude-thats-my-ghost: askgeorgebush: fridge-logic: askgeorgebush: What if the Doctor’s name is just something like Phil You mean like this OH SHIT
So I did it!!
myreflectionwillbeamemory: I did my 1st L-Stand today during my yoga time!! I’ve been slacking on yoga lately, so I tried a couple poses, then saw a post about the L-Stand and how it helps “train” you to do a headstand. I want to do a headstand eventually, so I tried it out. I’m so happy with myself I actually did it 3 times. It hurt, but it was so good.
vocaroo: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
tylenold: boob sweat is the worst type of sweat there is
mrs-cavanaugh: fangirl-therapy: nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A ...
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...– People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ (via horologists)
This is hilarious and MASSIVELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK →
wilwheaton: So if you look at it (and you should because it’s equal parts WTF and OMGLOL), you have been warned.
What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
How to finish that last minute assignment
the-girlwhowasonfire: cjshark: prettyflyforaredspy: ruemex: disgruntledota: leetakeuchi: I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass. And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills… this will come in handy one day ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101 Reblogging for future reference.. I wish I had known this before I...
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: canderemy: excuse you
sublime-sweatpants: Why doesn’t anyone discuss how society’s perceived ownership of the female body extends into parents who dictate everything their daughters do? Not letting your daughters express themselves in how they dress, talk, wear their hair, or whether or not they wear makeup just gives them the idea, from an extremely young age, that their body is not their own and they must please...
dropkicks: in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
My Dad: Hey, I think I remember the lyrics to that song by that band fun. or what not
Me: Okay let's hear it.
My Dad: TOOONIGGGGHHHTTTTTTTTTT! WE ARE YOUNG! SO LETS SET THEM ON ALL ON FIRE!! ....AND MORE FIREE!!! CAPRISUUUUNNNNN
Me: Nailed it.
I haven’t dyed my whole head in YEARS I usually just dye the tips, or chunks purple and crap But I’m about to dye it all, and I haven’t told anyone… LOL, Wish me luck?
I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are...– Unknown (via desperateconversations)
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
ME AS A COMPANION
Me: I want to see the Beatles live
Me: I want to meet Misha Collins before he was famous
Me: I want to punch Hitler in the face
Me: I want to win the lottery 700 times
Me: I want to go to the beginning of time and write "YOLO" on the side of a cliff face
Me: I want to have sex with the Doctor
Me: that's you btw
Me: i want to go to comic con
Me: I want to invest in Apple stock
Doctor: SHUT THE FUCK UP
ipoog: giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
mikeyfriskeyhands: Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying