omfg I just want to breathe. that’s like a basic right. I deserve it. Whoever got me sick is gonna die. But I think I got sick from Joey. He’s 9 months old, I can’t kill him. But this will effect his birthday gift.
At the end of PLL, I thought the waitress said "Do...
but I just watched it again… I’m a dummy
agentbloodlust: charles-xavier: Kinda pissed my parents wouldn’t give me gas money tonight. Whatever. I had a decent night anyhow. Moon bounces are cool. Moon bounces with slides attached to them are even cooler. Also I drank like 4 cups of coffee and it’s a miracle I’m actually tired. @Sam WE NEED TO HANG OUT SOMETIME SOON SO I CAN MAKE UP FOR NOT COMING OVER TONIGHT!! yes yes yes SO I’M...
I had to run away to Starbucks and pay a ridiculous amount of money for a damn coffee so I could get on the internet. Oh and I got my Pottermore email! So I’ll be on that, CYA
So my mom just informed me that we have to get rid of our internet provider(CLEAR) today. I thought I had 3 more days. This internet sucks anyways. Only one of us can be online at a time. We’re getting that AT&T Fiber Optic internet in a week. I’ll be back then, unless I sneak off and go to the library. BYW
It’s 6am and I’m wide awake. I never went to sleep. I think I’m gonna shower and get a start on my day. I bought some clothes from KMart, and some don’t fit so I have to go return those. And my friend who is a team leader at Target is about to fire 3 of her workers, so I’m gonna go talk to her about her maybe giving me a 2nd job :D And hope that I don’t pass...
izzybslick: talyashai: tortugadelmar: Appearance I have/had piercings besides the ears. I want piercings besides the ears. I have many/some scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have/want a tattoo. I can be self-conscious about my appearance. I have/had braces. I have more than two piercings. Embarrassment...
I really miss South of Nowhere. :/
agentbloodlust asked: It's so messsy! but I'm just so lazyyyy.
Can I quit?
Oh lord. OWW. I have blood blisters on my feet, dead people guts in my hair, a scrap on my face, a sore back, and a headache. But yay! I’ve got a job.
yffit replied to your post: Wow, I’ll be rolling in dough soon. I’m so glad things are starting to get better :) just stay positive, yay dead people!!! lol XD Thanks darling :D I hope it stays this way. I’d love to have both jobs. Oh, I finally learned the dead ppl place’s name. It’s super long, so the acronym is OLC. Miss you
Wow, I'll be rolling in dough soon.
My friend’s mom called me to talk about scheduling me at the dead-people-place. I thought I was only going to work weekends, but she asked my school schedule and is scheduling me for weekends, week days and even after my classes. I thought she’d give me Tuesday and Thursdays off because those are the days I’m taking classes, but because my classes are over at 1:30, she’s...
suchacoward replied to your link: Dear reader, Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m… Marry me. :D
izzybslick replied to your link: Dear reader, Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m… What if they”they” are trying to say they are both schizophrenic and have multiple personality disorder. But the joke on that Dear blank, Please blank was that the person was schizophrenic, not someone who suffers from MPD.
Dear reader, Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm... →
Things like this piss me off. Schizophrenia does NOT mean you have more than one personality, that’s Multiple Personality Disorder(MPD). Schizophrenia means you have intense delusions, hallucinations, and sometimes paranoia. Sincerely, a girl who paid attention in psychology class.
Tumblr's annopying me tonight
So I’m hitting the gym. Have a great night guys!
I’d like to start off with a huge FUCK YOU. First you try to limit what we are allowed to send each other by eating our asks if we tried to send a link. Then you limited the number of periods were allowed to limit the length, and now that you realized we were all being grammatically incorrect, in order to send long messages, you have put a character limit on the ask box messages, and...
deityofthewoods asked: Btw, did you see that My Little Pony post I reblogged for you?
Dear people whose car door I just opened, Sorry...... →
OMFG. So yesterday Nathan and I went to Walmart. We walked out of the store and get in my Versa. I was flipping a shit because I had forgotten to lock my doors and I never do that. So I’m yelling at myself, while Nathan and I buckle ourselves in. Then right when I went to start the car, I noticed that the garbage in the car wasn’t mine… I was parked like 3 or 4 rows away. My...
Dear My Little Pony, Please get rid of the tattoos... →
Those aren’t tattoos, they’re Cutie Marks They aren’t on their butts, they’re on their planks If your kid wants a tramp stamp, then you have bigger issues than MLP
Put a " ♥ " if you think i'm cute.
enchanted-on-inspiration: reblogging.. that gif ahaha
I almost stole a car today...
with Nathan. OMG. And then Nathan said that vaginas are like toxic waste dumps, because things disappear up there, and amazing things happen. . I’ve been laughing all day. I almost pissed my pants after we almost stole the car.
Dear neighbor, Please don't mention that you... →
I feel like this is appropriate right now… Earlier today there were a few Mexican dudes staring into my bedroom window. AWKWARD. It sucked, I could have touched their heads if my screen was open. That’s just weird.
Dear parents going on holidays soon, Yeah, I'm... →
Reblog for a 'fuck, marry, cuddle' in your ask.
"Sara Lee escalates weiner war in Chicago courts"
Sounds like she’s a skank.
So I guess I stayed up after 4am on the first day...
abmaries: This is really unfair Pottermore. I registered early on day one after 4 in the fucking morning and I didn’t get my email yet but people on DAY THREE are getting theirs?! I call bull shit Potteremore BULL SHIT! ^^^^^^ That’s not cool Pottermore.
I hate when my mom invites over her friends who I...
“Sweetie, come out and say HI! Also, the girls want to see your bedroom” And now she’s mad because I was like “NO! I’m NAKED! Go Away!” I don’t want them in my room. I don’t want to say hello. I don’t like them! They’re rude and ignorant and they don’t help us when we need help but expect us to break out backs for them. Fuck it.
Dear Horton, Does it count for penises as well?... →
Dear world, Chuck Norris is a red head. Sincerely,... →
Dear "I'm not drunk!", You threw a sock at a... →
I want to marry this drunk person
Dear sun, Just gonna stand there and watch us... →
frankslong-lostmustache: maurensparrow: tobethinandwin: snuffandchoke: nicevagina: ilikeplasticforks: we’re like porn for god….. Later on I’m going to masturbate, and I’m going to think of you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. LOL lolololol Omg I laughed so hard. I hope this is trolling. Cuz otherwise…just one more reason to add to my list of why I hate religion. ...
Dear everyone who calls people "pussies" when... →
Dear Britain, It wasn't our decision to call it... →
Dear Ursula, Why did you take Ariel's voice? It... →