Life on the Murder Scene

appendage: oMFG

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:44:19 -0500

appendage:

oMFG

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:16:52 -0500

fandomize-the-nation: thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:00 -0500

fandomize-the-nation:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

he looks really distressed

YAY

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:24 -0500

myreflectionwillbeamemory:

I just got hired!

My career as a massage therapist officially starts tomorrow! :)

agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:26:59 -0500

agentdalecooper:

the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ

flying over the grass: fozmeadows: shwetanarayan: alexandraerin: loki-cat: imoanandstuff: Why...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:23:05 -0500

flying over the grass: fozmeadows: shwetanarayan: alexandraerin: loki-cat: imoanandstuff: Why...:

harpalyce:

fozmeadows:

shwetanarayan:

alexandraerin:

loki-cat:

imoanandstuff:

Why do girls still list ‘Lord Of The Rings’ next to things they are interested in? Do they not realise guys haven’t seen that as ‘edgy’ or ‘attractive’ since about 2006?
The fact you enjoy one of the most successful book/films of all time does not make you stand out, alright?
Now, If you’d write how much you love the work of David Gemmell or Brandon Sanderson, then.. yeah, I’d hit it.

the female stifles a scream and steadies her breathing as her eyes rapidly scan the textpost for the sixth time. her hands tremble as she quickly rips down her gandalf posters and throws her lord of the rings triology into the fire. she sits back down. ‘guy not attract to girl ???who enjoy lord of the riINGs??? .… closE One’ she whispers to herself as she wipes her forehead. she successfully remains attractive to the opposite sex yet another day

I don’t want to take away from the perfection of the response above, but I would really love a chance to ask the OP if it has honestly never occurred to him that women might be listing things as among their interests because they themselves are interested in it, not because they’re trying to crack the secret code of how to get into your pants.

but ae what an impressive geek this OP is to think to name such obscure and cutting edge writers as Gemmell and Sanderson, must be such a great reader no?

So, let’s break this down. The OP:

- wants girls to express interest in his favourite SFF authors; but

- believes girls only express interest in SFF authors to attract male attention; therefore he

- thinks badly of girls who express interest in SFF authors, because he equates their visible opinions with bad tactics rather than personal taste; and yet

- is apparently shocked that girls who share his taste in SFF authors aren’t falling over their fucking feet to make themselves known to him.

I AM SHOCKED, SHOCKED, BY THE UNFATHOMABLE MYSTERIES OF FEMALE BEHAVIOUR.

Such as, you know. Wanting to avoid asshats.

sometimes i forget people like the op exist

then i am reminded and i want to drink all the vodka

Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:19:47 -0500

lolsofunny:

tyleroakley: Beautiful.

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:15:53 -0500

tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:14:37 -0500

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

runintoyourheart: WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:58:46 -0500

runintoyourheart:

WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH OTHER STUFF OR PRETEND I’M HOLDING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE WITH PRIDE LIKE “YEAH I FUCKING BLEED OUT OF MY HOO HA SO FUCKING WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN MOTHERFUCKER”

analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:57:48 -0500

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….

fitness-barbie: 10000steps: I would beat his ass up. No one...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:54:15 -0500

fitness-barbie:

10000steps:

I would beat his ass up. No one messes with my pets!

OMFG ME TOO LOL

dude-thats-my-ghost: askgeorgebush: fridge-logic: askgeorgebush: What if the Doctor’s name is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:51:26 -0500

dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

OH

SHIT

fuckyeahtattoos: Done by Kohei Toyama at My Tattoo in Alhambra,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:47:46 -0500

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Kohei Toyama at My Tattoo in Alhambra, CA.

unicornsarecooler: niamhtumbly: Stop trying to make fetch...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:32:54 -0500

unicornsarecooler:

niamhtumbly:

Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.

I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption

apljax3: barackboomama: bluelippedlifelesskiss: a-r-i-s: thei...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:54:38 -0500

apljax3:

barackboomama:

bluelippedlifelesskiss:

a-r-i-s:

theinturnet:

Finally.

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

WHY DON’T THY JUST SHOW US THIS CHART IN GEOGRAPHY???

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG O HAVE USED GB AND ENGLAND AND THE UK INTERCHANGEABLY??????????????????????????????

A LONG ASS TIME. NONE OF MY TEACHERS EVER CORRECTED ME.

WTF, AMERICA.

dude wtf this is worse than us not using the metric system

I need to print this.

lets-go-lesbos: dearscarlet: Dear Scarlet, About a month ago...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:35:47 -0500

lets-go-lesbos:

dearscarlet:

Dear Scarlet,
About a month ago you asked if you could have a “circle mohawk” again. I told you to think about it because you’ve been growing your hair out for so long and I didn’t want you to regret it. On Sunday night I told you I had a hair appointment with Allison the next day. You asked if you could get your hair cut like that again, but you were laying down for bed and not supposed to be talking so I ignored you. The next day you asked twice, so I finally said I didn’t care and that you look beautiful whatever you decide. The last time your hair was like this you weren’t in school yet, I was so nervous about kids being cruel. I walked you to school on Tuesday morning and stayed awhile to make sure everything was going to go smoothly, which it did. When I picked you up you said, “Olivia liked my hair. She said she didn’t want her hair like this, but she liked mine like this. And we’re still friends. That’ just like how I don’t want to have purple hair like Allison, but I love Allison’s purple hair. You don’t have to have all the same stuff as your friends.” Wise beyond your years, baby child. I’m so proud of you and how you have the courage to be exactly who you want to be, despite any other outside influences. While we’re on the topic of gender, when I was at parent teacher conferences a few months ago a mom of this little boy approached me. She told me how he wanted to paint his nails and go to school. She let him. When he came home he said, “Scarlet loved my nails, Mom!” I’ve never been so proud.

I’ve seen quite a few posts about Scarlet. What an incredible young human being. She’s going to change the world some day!

sports-bras-and-apples: lolsofunny: gamsee: forevertheuke: ip...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:35:20 -0500

sports-bras-and-apples:

lolsofunny:

gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA

We are killing out planet.

No
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

(lol here!)

Wow.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:22:05 -0500

jenawithonen: heytoomey: I’m excited for September! Yup

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:58:37 -0500

jenawithonen:

heytoomey:

I’m excited for September!

Yup