why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
(via fitbanana)
adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
Okay…
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
MYGOD
has no one realised the last guy looks like thor AND is wearing a thor shirt? :?!!?!?!?
(Source: ollivander, via thatweirdwhitegirl)
(Source: johannasodair, via prettylittleliarsismylife)
{Just click, you won’t regret it}
I thought it might be best to just put all my relationship things into it’s own blog, and stop posting it on here. There have been many times when I want to write about what has been going on between us, but I don’t, because I don’t want to write a long post on here, and I don’t want to flood your dashes with my relationship.
So, if you care… (or ship Joel and I, like Mary does), my blog about Joel and I is— inlovewithmyBatman
{Right now, I’m mostly just reblogging old posts from here, but I will be posting new things soon…}
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I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your…
(via fjdslkfjlskdjfalskdj)
Matthew Gray Gubler at The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson [x]
Requested by szejo “the one where Craig doubles over his desk laughing”
(via secretfunzone)
(Source: fuckkyeahchicago)
“I’m scared you might have lost your mind…”
—Joel, after I told him I kinda like the It’s Thanksgiving song.
